Personally I think that azerty was meant made by drunk students trying to troll people but it somehow caught on.

  • Hey, qwerty is kinda bad… You think we could try to make one that’s even worse to mock it?
  • Oooh that’d be hilarious! Let’s make a French version of qwerty but a lot worse!
  • I know, lets put dead keys for all accents except for the accent aigu so that when you need it on an uppercase letter you CAN’T type it!
  • Ahah good one! Let’s also not add anyway to type an uppercase cedilla! Imagine, a French keyboard that can’t type uppercase é and ç !
  • And what if we rearrange all the punctuation and symbols so that the open and closed parenthesis are no longer next to each other? It’d be sooo funny!
  • Right right! Let’s do it too for the brackets and curly braces too!
  • Good one! How about we don’t add guillemets which are used in French instead of english double quotes, so that people will be forced to type double quotes and their advanced text editors will have to automatically replace them by guillemets so that the text uses correct punctuation for French?
  • That’s so sneaky! Let’s also add § so you can cite your sources with the correct paragraph symbol, but not use real quotations marks for the quotes!
  • What else would be really stupid?
  • Let’s use one key for a random greek letter!
  • What?
  • You know, like α and β?
  • Ermm… okay… which one? α or β?
  • Neither, people might actually use those once every 2 years. Let’s just pick one at random!
  • µ it is! Has anyone even seen that letter used in a French text?
  • Nope, never, so it’s perfect!
  • How about also adding ¤?
  • What the hell is ¤?
  • I haven’t the faintest clue! And neither do you or most people! That why it’s funny!
  • Sure, why not, let’s cram pointless characters and not add actually useful ones like guillemets! Any other ideas?
  • Let’s put the hyphen on the one most unreachable key!
  • Oh that’s a good one!
  • I got better! Let’s put the period on the same key as the semicolon, but with the semicolon as the default character, and periods will be Shift+semicolon! That way we can say that it’s canonically why French phases are long-winded: it’s easier to type a comma or semicolon than a period!
  • Man you’re hilarious!

When I was still on Windows I put qwerty as my keyboard layout and used the Alt+number shortcuts for accents because that was less painful than using azerty… Those shortcuts didn’t work anymore when I switched to linux so I had to find a real solution, which ended up being a colemak base which I modified to add accented letters. I don’t like bepo, it moves z x c v and I like them being in the same place as in qwerty for the shortcuts I’m used to, and I didn’t know qwerty-fr existed at the time 😅

Do you have worse for your language?

  • @[email protected]
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    In defence of the µ, I actually use it more than the other two, for micro- units.

    The ¤ is the symbol for any currency but I have never seen it used in the wild.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Oooh I hadn’t thought about the micro units thingy and I had no idea about ¤, you do learn stuff everyday 😮

      I still think É or Ç or « or » would be more useful though

      • @[email protected]
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        101 month ago

        The real shame is that windows never had the compose key. But all these layouts come from mechanical typewriters, anyway.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          41 month ago

          It is with great reluctance that I say anything nice about Windows, but I did like the ability to type any character from its ALT+number code. Much less convenient than having a good keyboard layout or a compose key, but it’s a pretty cool feature.

          • data1701d (He/Him)
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            128 days ago

            Linux (and I think maybe even macOS) can do Ctrl+Shift+U, and then you type the Unicode hex number.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          On Slavic layouts, the right Alt key (AltGr) lets us type symbols like [, ], {, }, &, @, #, ×, ÷, , đ since 0-9 is for diacritical letters by default and numbers with Shift. Still, Czech Windows users mostly use Alt codes, which is a point of friction when switching to Linux. But there, I’m happy with how I can customize the AltGr and the new AltGr+Shift layers with curly quotes, em dash, nbsp, hair space, arrows, middle dot, pi (π), pretty pi (𝛑), mu, Omega etc. My Compose key is RCtrl.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 month ago

        EURKEY layout is great for that. It’s basically qwerty, but all the european letters and diatrics are places meaningfully. For example ä is right ALT + a

        • @[email protected]OP
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          So it’s a system like qwerty-fr ?

          Grave accent ` 	Press AltGr + corresponding letter (works for letters e, u, i, o and a).
          Acute accent ´ 	Press AltGr + key left the corresponding letter (works for the letter e).
          Circumflex ^ 	Press AltGr + key above the corresponding letter (works for letters e, u, i, o and a).
          Diaeresis ¨ 	Press AltGr + key below the corresponding letter (works for letters e, y, u, i, o and a).
          Cedilla ¸ 	Press AltGr + corresponding letter (works for the letter c).
          Ligature œ/æ 	Press AltGr + key right the corresponding letter (works for letters o and a).
          
          • @[email protected]
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            31 month ago

            Sounds like it but there is probably some differences.

            I use EURKEY cause I prefer standard qwerty for programming but I frequently need all kind of european symbols due to working internationally and in multiple languages across europe.

      • @[email protected]
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        On a German QWERTZ keyboard too, μ is the only Greek letter you can easily type (altgr+m) and I’m pretty sure this is because of micro units.

      • @[email protected]
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        When you have the Uppercase key switched on, pressing é will result in É. I’m quite sure it also works for ç and whatever

        • @[email protected]OP
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          11 month ago

          Really? With caps lock I used to get get numbers instead of é è ç. I think… it’s been a while since I’ve been forced to use azerty

    • Malgas
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      71 month ago

      I’ve seen ¤ used as a currency mark in games. Dwarf Fortress is the one that comes to mind, but I feel like I’ve seen it elsewhere as well.

  • huf [he/him]
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    no, i think azerty takes the absolute cake, but the german layout is also dogshit. it’s qwertz for one, which is shit. and the placement of { [ ] } are absurd.

    and it’s not necessary that these languages have shit layouts. look at the polish programmer’s layout, that’s a sane way to add extra letters.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      I just looked it up and wow it comes close to making sense but doesn’t quite manage to get there 😮

      You can feel that the people making it weren’t completely drunk, they realized that it would be a good idea to put ( ) together and [ ] as well… but no one cares about curly braces and symmetry looks nice I guess?

      µ is AltGr+M ? Wow someone actually thought things through! I guess it’ll be the same for and @… Wait why is @ AltGr+Q and not AltGr+A?.. Did you guys base the layout off azerty at some point before realizing that was stupid and switching to qwerty, but you forgot to move @ along with A ? 😂

  • go $fsck yourself
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    141 month ago

    At least with Azerty, you don’t run into it in the wild.

    The worst layout is alphabetical, because sometimes you are forced to use it.

  • @[email protected]
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    I worked in France for a while and I deeply agree with everything you said… Except μ is by far the most useful Greek letter since it is used as a prefix for units of measurement, e.g. μm, μL, etc.

    Also the Swiss layout is even worse, it combined all the bad features of the French and German keyboards and then just moves around all the symbols a bit more for good measure.

    • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]
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      The Swiss German layout looks fairly reasonable in a vacuum. The ä key having 5 letter options on it is pretty wild though. The Swiss French layout is maybe better than standard French too - it’s certainly got more sensible punctuation.

  • @[email protected]
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    At some point, uppercase letters were written without accent in French. I’m unsure where this comes from, but I heard this was due to the limitations of printing presses, and then typewriters kept the convention.

    In any case, the style is quite out of fashion today, but I know people who still write (handwriting and typing) without using accented uppercase letters.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      51 month ago

      Writing unaccented uppercase? TO THE STAAAAAAKE!

      The heretics must burn 🔥 🔥 🔥

      (I might possibly need therapy to get over French schools teachings about what constitutes “correct French”)

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah, that’s how I was taught in school in Canada in the 1980s, although no one ever explained why. It always did seem odd.

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    AZERTY is awful and anyone who uses it is a psychopath or even worse, french (québécois are fine though).

    But jokes aside, I regularly switch between typing in French, English, and Spanish (so basically using all the accents and special characters including ñ) and even with all of it’s faults, QWERTY with international layout works perfectly for me:

    • all accents are independent so you can capitalize upper and lower case and any kind of letter
    • cedilla is basically just a c with an accent and that’s exactly how you type it (in Linux you might have to use a special key unless you actually mean “ć”), same for ñ
    • English apostrophe doubles as the accent key, if you want an apostrophe just press space after hitting the apostrophe key
  • Papamousse
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    French Canadian keyboard is QWERTY but with all kind of symbol, like the 1 to = top row can give

    with shift !"/$%?&*()_+

    with altcar ±@£¢¤¬¦²³¼½¾

    We also have the µ¯§¶«»°

    and we can do all kind of Èîöç etc

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Is that the one?

      You have « » and all the accents? 🤯

      You even have OE and AE? 😭

      So there’s an ACTUALLY usable keyboard for French but no one in France even knows it exists because it’s not metropolitan French? Why am I not surprised 😑

      You even have division and multiplication symbols and FRACTIONS and every symbol that you might ever need? 😭 😭 😭

      And it seems like it would work well for English, French and German?

      How have you not conquered the world yet? 😮

      • @[email protected]
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        If you use Linux in English, en-CA is also the best locale to use, it has 24 hour time, metric units and simplified (american) language. They will conquer the world with convenience!

        • @[email protected]OP
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          Oh that’s nice to know! Until know I’ve had to manually configure a different locale for language than for time and units in order to get the same effect, I might just use en-CA on the next install it sounds much simpler!

          • @[email protected]
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            Not to cause any “offence”, but I think that “manoeuvre” would cause misspellings for you if you need to write something in American English, say a paper or a formal document. Best double check your spell checker locale, and make sure your words aren’t incorrectly “labelled” as you “centre” your text.

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          Having the default spell check as en_ca would be a problem through. I’d have an “axe” to grind in this case, as I challenge the “honour” of hunspell. I usually just manually choose metric units and a 24 hour clock on top of en_US.

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        no, the one you put is the “official” french canadian one, used mostly by gov, but everyday people are using the “normal” one

        This is why we have not conquered the world yet :)

        Do you not use BEPO ?

        • @[email protected]OP
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          Ah that explains it! The other one must terrify people by its sheer overkill awesomeness!

          A lot of people I know do use BEPO, but I’m not a fan :

          • It doesn’t keep Z, X, C, V in the same place as QWERTY, so all the Ctrl+C shortcuts and such require different movements, and you can’t do them all with one hand easily anymore.
          • I mostly type in english, so having keys dedicated to è, ê, à and ç seems a waste of keys
          • I don’t like that ç is a separate key at the other side of the keyboard than c and not just AltGr+C
          • Having punctuation in the middle of the keyboard feels weird
          • In the numbers row, it keeps the inversion of numbers and symbols of AZERTY, so that the default characters are the symbols and not the numbers… it’s annoying on laptops

          There’s also Ergo-L which I find a lot more sensible : https://ergol.org/ But again I have nitpicks like Z, X and V being in the same place as in QWERTY… but not C 😑

          I gave up on finding a perfect layout so I thought I might as well just use colemak as a base and edit the layout files to add the special characters I need.

          I should have called this thread TEARDOWN OF EVERY KEYBOARD LAYOUT!!! (except the Canadian ones 😂 )

          • Papamousse
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            I’d be completely lost with BEPO…

            I used QWERTY US in 80-90, it was the only available keyboard on 8bit machine (Sinclair, Amstrad, Commodore, etc), then AZERTY in 90-00 because I had a PC, then moved to Québec so since ~2000 use QWERTY FR_CA. Because of all the switch and never learning how to type, I still type with like 2 fingers :)

      • @[email protected]
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        That one is Canadiab Multilingual Standard. Canadian French is different. Both are in common use though.

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        As a musician, I love the fact that there’s a “♪” key, even though I would probably never use it.

  • Chris
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    101 month ago

    You should be able to use the Compose key on Linux for easy typing of accented characters. eg. Compose ’ e = é

      • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]
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        61 month ago

        Some desktop environments set a default compose key, but you might have to set one manually. Common choices are the menu key or the right alt key if you don’t use it much.

        Mostly it just defines a set of pretty standard and sensible combinations to add accents or other modifiers to existing characters, but there’s quite a bit you can do with it.

      • @[email protected]
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        Yes. You choose the compose key in your DE settings (usually right alt key), then you can press it and type compose sequences to insert unusual symbols or strings.

  • @[email protected]
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    As someone with a Thinkpad, that weird thing Lenovo does where they switch the control and function keys gets me every time I switch between Thinkpad and non-Thinkpad laptops. Usually when I use a non-Thinkpad, it’s someone else’s laptop and I look like an idiot in front of them wondering why their copy and paste is broken.

    I get that the function key isn’t technically a standard key on the keyboard (I’ve only seen them on laptops) and Thinkpads always had that layout dating back the IBM days, but it’s still annoying.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      To be fair, they were the first to put a Fn key on laptops, it’s everyone else that copied them later but moved the key to a more sensible place. I still hate it though… when I bought a Thinkpad I pestered one of the vendor until he unlocked it (it was on display) and let me look around in the BIOS to see if the option to switch Ctrl and Fn was there, because I wouldn’t have bought it otherwise.

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    I grew up en français, albeit in Canada. In our informatique classes, we had CSA standard layout keyboards (IBM, not Microsoft).

    It’s essentially a QWERTY keyboard with built-in compose key modifier and silkscreened characters on the board for accented characters (capitals included). Not too bad to learn on, and considering that QWERTY would be so prevalent in my life, I think it’s a good compromise.

    When I was in uni in the 90s and finally ran across an AZERTY keyboard, I literally couldn’t use it. Not only is layout different, but the character mod sequence makes no ergonomic sense to me.

    NB: fun fact, y a pas de mots qui commencent en C cédille. C’est pas pour dire qu’on a pas besoin de majuscules cédillées. :)

    NBB: ¤ is an end-of-cell marker, introduced at the advent of word processors to distinguish newline and carriage returns from the ends of cells in tables. Not sure if it had a meaning before then, but my memory is saying it had something to do with sub-paragraphs.

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      That’s interesting, I’m glad to know people who didn’t grow up with azerty also find it awful! Someone else also mentionned CSA, it looks based… all those specials characters 🤩

      And just to be nitpicky : Ça sera bientôt les vacances! There, first letter cedilla 😛

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      I know that last one as the “sun” character (circle with rays coming out) but really I once learned it’s a placeholder character for “your local currency sign”.

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    Try the Canadian French layout, it’s a much saner French layout IMO.

    It focuses on communication, so I use it in combination with the US layout so I can type programming-related characters.

    • @[email protected]
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      Canadian French for programming is great. You have everything you need right there. The only downside is no euro symbol. CMS is something else. It has potential but I find the keybinds less intuitive.

    • @[email protected]
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      French here, after having to buy a Canadian laptop I can confirm I didn’t go back to the french layout. Also the “english (Canada)” locale usually has sane regionalization options (like DD/MM date and distance in meters or kilometers, celsius temperature…) compared to the other English ones

  • @[email protected]
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    This isn’t really what you asked, but I feel the need to share my experience using an alternate layout.

    I used to use the Dvorak layout - for several years, in fact, and I was pretty good with it. I switched back to Qwerty, because Dvorak just caused too many issues, especially at work, and any speed gains were lost in dealing with switching the layout for tech support and things like that. Sometimes they’d remote in and type, and it would translate their keypresses incorrectly.

    Now I doubt they’d even let me switch the keyboard layout (a function they don’t expect people to need, so they lock it out to reduce the chance of someone accidentally triggering it).

    Qwerty does the job, I guess.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Interesting, I wasn’t aware that could be an issue, thanks for mentioning it!

      But I’m glad it’s qwerty you are stuck on, at least it is reasonably usable, even if it’s far from perfect.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m similar to you. Used Dvorak for quite a while but switched back to Qwerty. I never really had any speed gains but I definitly had a lot of comfort gains.

  • Canadian_Cabinet
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    Its pretty funny how the Spain Spanish keyboard has almost every one of these same keys yet isn’t insane